Jay Leno’s Headlines: Jan 9, 2006

I laughed at these:

http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_3072/16.shtml#headline
http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_3072/17.shtml#headline

http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_3072/36.shtml#headline
http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_3072/37.shtml#headline
http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_3072/38.shtml#headline

http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_3072/42.shtml#headline

http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_3072/47.shtml#headline
http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_3072/48.shtml#headline

http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_3072/50.shtml#headline