Monsanto Announces Accidental Cross Breeding of Boll Weevil and Chiggers on The Spoof

Gentleman farmer and friend John Langlois had a timely article published on The Spoof.

Congratulations John!!!

Monsanto Announces Accidental Cross Breeding of Boll Weevil and Chiggers.

Written by John Langlois

In a surprise announcement, Monsanto admitted what many have suspected for some time, that their genetically modified crop program is out of control. But unlike the usual complaints of ruined crops and dead farm animals, these complaints involved people.

Medical authorities in Indianapolis, Indiana were bewildered when patients began flooding local hospitals, claiming that bugs were eating holes in their butts. Upon closer examination, doctors discovered a new insect whose DNA has never been seen before. University entomologists say it appears to be a cross between a boll weevil and a chigger…. (continue)