Link: Cowboy Humor
Log On: Making a wood stove hot
Log Off: Too much wood on fire
Monitor: Keep'n an eye on the wood stove
Down Load: Gitten the farwood off'n the truck
Mega Hertz: What ya git when ya git thrown offn yur horse
Floppy Disk: Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood
RAM: That thar thang what splits the farwood
Hard Drive: Gitten home in the winter time
Windows: Whut to shut when its cold outside
Screen: Whut to shut when its black fly season
Byte: Whut dem dang flys do
Chip: Munchies fer the TV
Micro Chip: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag
Modem: Whatcha do to the hay fields
Dot Matrix: Ole Dan Matrix's wife
Lap Top: Whar the kitty sleeps
Keyboard: Whar you hang the dang truck keys
Software: Dem dang plastic forks and knifes
Mouse: What eats the grain in the barn
Mouse Pad: That's hippie talk fer where the mouse lives
Main Frame: Holds up the barn roof
Port: Fancy flatlander wine
Enter: Notherner talk fer "C'Mon in y'all"
Click: Whut you hear when you cock yer gun
Double Click: When you cock the double barrel
Reboot: Whut you have to do right before bedtime, when you have to go to the outhouse